Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: They have spunky little attitudes and it’s amazing
(Source: bb-forever, via karu-mii)
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
It’s dawned on me. I’ve reached the age when the world should be at my fingertips - when everything should be slowly falling into place. Yet my current state seems far from that. Rather than assaulting the world and making success mine, I find I’m constantly being thrown back, relentlessly being rejected from every facet of opportunity. I was always told that after accomplishing what I have that I’d be able to have all my dreams come true - that I’d command a dominating presence in society. Yet I lay here ultimately torn apart, worried if I’ll be able to make it through this daunting period of my life. No one ever tells you about the hard parts in life. No one ever told me about this part. It’s dawned on me. Struggle is ineffable infinite. I pray for the day when all this effort will be worth it.
now that you have completed your formations, you have three alternatives
(Source: annieleonhandt, via soratane)
Things haven’t been going well lately. I wonder sometimes if I’ll actually get by. I’ve been breaking down slowly with every passing moment. I need reprieve. Or at least good news.
I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
this line made me cry laugh so hard i had to pause the episode, im glad mr schur agrees
Oh, just STOP, Chris Pratt. JUST STOP being so charming.
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British intelligence agency MI6 successfully completed “Operation Cupcake” by hacking an al-Qaeda website and replacing 67 pages of bomb-making instructions with a cupcake recipe.
Split-Rocker is ready for the public and it’ll be blooming all summer long!
Images from the press conference this morning.
1 - The artist himself, Jeff Koons
2 - Our Director & Chief Curator, Nicholas Baume, gagosiangallery's Larry Gagosian, Jeff Koons
3 - Jeff Koons, Jerry Speyer, Larry Gagosian, Nicholas Baume
4 - PAF President Susan K Freedman, Nicholas Baume, Larry Gagosian, Jeff Koons, Jerry Speyer, PAF Board Chair Jill Kraus
5 - Jeff Koons, Jerry Speyer, Larry Gagosian, Nicholas Baume
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
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